Category Archives: Amazing / Funny

Mum-Of-Two Who Claims £5mn A Year in Benefits Spotted Wearing Diamond Encrusted Crown. 

A MOTHER of two who is unapologetic about claiming £5mn-a-year in state benefits was spotted in a chauffeur driven Bentley last night wearing what appears to be a diamond encrusted crown.

Cathy Middleton, 33, from Reading in England, refused to explain why she was wearing such an expensive tiara last night, despite being unemployed for the past five years. 

“She has two kids, a house paid for by the state and endless amounts of valuable clothes, shoes and vehicles at her disposal,” a neighbour told WWN today. “She doesn’t hide the fact that she’s bumming off taxpayers money either. Her husband too.” Waterford Whispers News

Amazing map of every river basin in the US.

A stunning new map shows the complex network of rivers and streams in the contiguous United States.

Created by Imgur user Fejetlenfej a geographer and GIS analyst with a ‘lifelong passion for beautiful maps,’ it highlights the massive expanse of river basins across the country – in particular, those which feed the Mississippi River.

The map visualizes Strahler Stream Order Classification, the creator explains, with higher stream orders indicated as thicker lines. The Daily Mail

NASA Discovers Planet Covered in Cannabis, Scientists Shocked. 

“We always think young people aren’t interested by anything but it’s false. Young people love smoking pot,” says David Charbonneau, astronomer at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics. “Chlorophyll concentration analyses generated by Kepler lead us to believe that the level of THC in these marijuana plants is 3000% higher than the plants found on Earth. If that doesn’t motivate young people to explore space, I don’t know what will”. The Joint Blog

Covert madness at work. Best we don’t get too distracted.

Obama’s highly presentable, seemingly rational and incredibly lethal. I have no doubt that a President Hillary Clinton, a proven hawk, will more than carry on her predecessor’s legacy, and will do so with dignity and aplomb. She’ll be taken seriously and not be called ‘deranged’, or any variation thereof, by the fourth estate. They’ll probably go so far as calling her ‘hysterical’ from time to time because she does have a vagina. We expect that. NZ Herald